May 2013
Person: Are you single?
Me: Bitch I might be
April 2013
planeswalkingonsunshine:
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
whores:
magicconchshell:
beyoncebeytwice:
...
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
if i lay here
if i just lay here
there is no ‘if’
i’m gonna lay here
trillow:
the wheels on the bus go fuck yourself
lithiumbarbiedoll:
Somebody send North Korea an edible arrangement.
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
tacolol:
h(PAY ATTENTION TO ME)ey
regulusfuckingblack:
carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:
hornyspice:
mirandaisnothere:
hornyspice:
shine bright like a diamond
Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect.
reflect bright like a diamond
you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright
shine bright like...
